RULES IS RULES

RULE #1:

We only work with brands we love.

RULE #2:

We only work with nice humans.

RULE #3:

We DON’T work for free.

  • Pricing varies widely depending on the scope and specifics of each project.

  • Glad you asked. Here’s the quick and dirty breakdown.

    Phase 1: Discovery — Zoom call to get the lowdown on your project, hammer out the timeline, and choose your package.

    Phase 2: Information — We nail down the project brief, secure your deposit, and set the course.

    Phase 3: Strategy — We define your goals, carve out your brand positioning and messaging, identify your targets, and craft a moodboard.

    Phase 4: Identity — We develop and present visual concepts, draft, and deliver the final killer designs.

    Phase 5: Wrapping Up — Settle the invoice, hand over the final files, walk through the style guide, and debrief on the carnage.

  • Partnering with us means joining a tribe of trailblazers who thrive on pushing limits. We build alliances that are as strategic as they are authentic, turning influencers into die-hard advocates for your brand.

  • We sculpt websites that defy the ordinary. From mind-bending UX/UI to visuals that captivate like a siren’s call, your site will be a digital fortress that demands attention and commands respect.

  • We deploy eCommerce strategies that turn browsers into loyal customers faster than you can say "add to cart." From seamless user experiences to hypnotic product presentations, we optimize every detail to maximize your online conquest.

  • Our strategies are crafted with the finesse of a master tactician. We decode markets, outwit rivals, and chart courses that redefine industry norms. With EYEROT, strategy isn't just a roadmap—it's a saga of innovation and disruption.

  • A logo is the savage face of your brand. It's not here to explain itself; it's here to stand out and be recognized. Every piece of my work is crafted with a cocktail of blood, sweat, and maybe a few tears (okay, maybe that’s a bit extreme) to make sure it's unique and unmistakable. But remember, a logo is just the gnarly tip of the identity iceberg. The real magic lies in the visual carnage that supports and defines your brand. These elements are the backbone, making your brand not just unique and recognizable, but downright unforgettable.

  • Our data wizards wield analytics like sorcery, revealing insights that illuminate new paths to domination. We decode data to tell stories that matter, empowering your brand with the intelligence needed to conquer new territories.

  • Our campaigns are like a tactical strike in a sea of noise—bold, strategic, and impossible to ignore.

  • Your basic package includes a tailored strategy, standout brand identity assets (designs, color palette, typeface pairings, etc.), and an extensive styleguide that lays down the law for your brand and ensures everything is used effectively with the right creative direction. Depending on your brand's objectives and goals, we offer a ton of add-ons. From service menus and apparel to signage, monograms, labels, packaging, web design, and more, every project is custom-built just for you.

  • This is how you unleash your brand's personality. It’s your weapon to stand out from the competition and draw in your target audience like a moth to a flame. Your visual identity is the first brutal encounter someone has with you, and the message screamed through your colors, typography, logos, and other visual assets is key to making a killer first impression and growing your business.

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