Welcome to The ROT Report

Written By Tori Stiles

001

This isn’t a soft launch or some polished pitch. It’s a messy middle finger to boring media. We asked ourselves, What’s the least marketable thing we could make? So, we made EYEROT. If you’re reading this, you probably get it—or maybe you’re just curious. Either way, you’re in the right place.

EYEROT isn’t here to fit into any neat boxes. We’re a launchpad for the real ones. It’s not about corporate jargon, we’re like a clean house with a secret room full of random stuff you found at an estate sale. It’s not supposed to make sense. It just works.

So, what’s on-brand for us? If it feels like it might make someone a little uncomfortable at dinner, it’s probably a yes.

JOIN US

We're opening the doors now, looking for artists, musicians, directors, and anyone who want to contribute. If your work aligns with what we are creating, we’ll amplify it. If you’re a good human making rad shit, you’ve found your place. EYEROT is your free agent.

Want to talk about your new project and why people should hear about it? Partner with us! Or maybe you just want to be our unpaid intern and grab a stack of stickers, get in touch.

UP NEXT

Stay tuned for 002. Same rot, new report.

Tori Stiles